Thursday, January 19, 2006
I declare War on Ants
Viet Nam is a haven for ants. The ants operate in organized chaos like motorbikes on Sai Gon streets. They crawl on my desks, on my bed, in the shower, and towards anything, anything that resembles sweetness of sugar. So watch out Krista, the ants might get you in Viet Nam.
Did Khoa leave open my dear package of Oreos? Yes, the ants devoured the delicious white icing between chocolate wafers before I had one bite. Is that a soda can of less than tasty coca-cola? Well, those ants know and they will swim in delight. What’s that tingling feeling on your back? Yes, that’s a lost ant searching for sugar in your pores. Is that an open package of cereal? Watch out, you might end up with ant cereal.
My advice is if there’s a hint of glucose in that food item, chain it up, case it up, and wrap it up because the ants will attack.
My next war is on those cockroaches. Yuck.
Did Khoa leave open my dear package of Oreos? Yes, the ants devoured the delicious white icing between chocolate wafers before I had one bite. Is that a soda can of less than tasty coca-cola? Well, those ants know and they will swim in delight. What’s that tingling feeling on your back? Yes, that’s a lost ant searching for sugar in your pores. Is that an open package of cereal? Watch out, you might end up with ant cereal.
My advice is if there’s a hint of glucose in that food item, chain it up, case it up, and wrap it up because the ants will attack.
My next war is on those cockroaches. Yuck.
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